[Ultra Swain]

@ROB wrote:

Where the fuck do you come up with this stuff, ff?

Swain – um, dare I ask how you came to own a restaurant?

Since I the aid/relief stuff doesn’t pay I needed an income, and there was a restaurant available right on the river for almost nothing. It ain’t a goldmine but it brings some cash and with some occasional fixer work here it helps me stay here.

Here is pic of the place, its actually built on stilts over the river. Great location. (And the best fish in Thailand btw).

[Ultra Swain]

@flipflop wrote:

Are you over there right now Swainy?

Sure am, been here since Sept. last year. Hell, I even own a restaurant now.

[Ultra Swain]

Not exactly art, but its the view from my place.
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@flipflop wrote:

Cool shit Swainy :D , what’s the story behind the guy’s leg?

He is an old KNLA soldier who got shot twice in the leg by the SPDC. He now runs a prosthetics shop in a small clinic in Karen State. He also has excellent taste in tattoos.

[Ultra Swain]

Nikon D300, but my lens selection is limited to a 20mm and a Nikor 35-70.

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@flipflop wrote:

:lol:

You’re a card

Wilkommen

Why thank you. I too am tiring of the whole dating scene at the other place. Too many Coast to Coast listeners for my taste. I am looking forward to bringing my leftist do-gooding asshattery to PB’s on a more regular basis.

God help you all.

[Ultra Swain]

Hi, my name is ultra, I am a Virgo, I love long walks in the jungle, soapy massages, Beer Lao, and hating on the UN. I look forward to getting to know all of you since I have never ever communicated with any you on any other internet forums.

[Ultra Swain]

@jamesintheworld wrote:

@flipflop wrote:

Trivial stabbings are the most fun

“Did you just spill my pint?”

“Yeah, so what?”

(produces knife and shivs drink-spiller) “I think you ought to get to the bar and get me another one in, don’t you?”

“…..yeah, ok…..just let me apply some pressure on this arterial haemorrhaging for a second or two, then I’m right on it” :wink:

Not Trivial enough for me – More like stabbing someone on the subway because you don’t like they scratch their head

~JITW

I have a stepladder you can use if want to stab them above the knee.

[Ultra Swain]

@flipflop wrote:

@Ultra Swain wrote:

Jimbo and I bought out Mae Sariang’s complete stock of whiskey and rockets, then drank and blew shit up until I ended up in some fat Spanish broad’s hotel room. Best/Worst NYE ever.

Uh-huh, ok – more detail on the Senorita’s room if you please. Did monies change hands?

I made a fiver!

[Ultra Swain]

@jamesintheworld wrote:

I still don’t see the shock from the public about this – Rich Asian guy has mistresses, pretty much like all my male relatives

~JITW

Yeah, but no one cares about your relatives.

[Ultra Swain]

Jimbo and I bought out Mae Sariang’s complete stock of whiskey and rockets, then drank and blew shit up until I ended up in some fat Spanish broad’s hotel room. Best/Worst NYE ever.

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