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@Jimbo wrote:

Don’t they even learn?

No thank God, then they’d be really dangerous.

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it is a joy to behold the glory that is flipflop.

Yet another brilliant idea for a book……just sayin’.

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@ROB wrote:

Get a yacht!

Very limited expenses (sail) and easy to get back to civilization occasionally to earn soem $.

don’t forget all the drug and slave smuggling you can do.

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Obviously two Syrian men need to be whisked off the streets of Washington D.C.
and soundly gang-raped…..to keep things in balance.

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I’ve been hitting the cider lately.

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@ROB wrote:

Something bad happened in Haiti?

VooDoo Union strike action in support of Palestine.

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@khalampre wrote:

motherfuckin’ karaoke…….I’d rather be piss-boarded.

Fixed it!

Excellent catch and far more appropriate.

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Leeds!

I’ll send you my condolences now, but on a happier note those are beautiful
Adidas.

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@ROB wrote:

Why don’t you do some content writing online?

Who pays you to write shit online?

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@Gyppo wrote:

What’s wrong with a swingers club?

A lot of us don’t play golf.

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I did a roast chicken for the kids, the Chef bit was when I shoved an orange
up the chickens ass for flavour…..the chicken was dead when I did all this.

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Years ago I walk into a London pub and ask for a pint, the Barmaid pulls me a pint and places it in front of me saying “that’ll be £2.”
“£2!!!! what the hell??? You trying to tell me this beer costs almost $5 Canadian!?!”
Her eyes widened and then she replied “Canadian? sorry Luv, thought you was American, 75p. please.”

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I’d have thought it was sneakers or running shoes.

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@Lee wrote:

I’m sure my Monkeysphere is larger than 150. I’d probably put it at around 180 – 200.

Polo’s Bastards is a kind of Monkeysphere extension, right?

Rob can be shit-tosser.

150 is given as the Dunbar number, from anthropologist Robin Dunbar Anthropologists H. Russell Bernard and Peter Killworth put the number
at around 230.

Mine is about 15.

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Those boys should open a shop in LA and sell that look they’ve got for a shit-load of cash.

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