I’ve Banned Mach

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    • #2161
      Lee Ridley
      Keymaster

      All,

      Following Mach’s unrelenting torrent of tripe this evening (GMT) I’ve finally decided to ban him from further posting on PBs.

      Against majority opinion, Rob and I have continuously declined to block him; however, he’s chosen to ignore my advice to keep his posts short and/or on-topic, so I finally caved in.

      Mach,

      It’s your own fault. I’ve been nothing short of patient with you, but you’ve let yourself down.
      Webspace and bandwidth costs (Rob) money. You appear to disrespect that.

      Adios,

      Lee.

    • #6716
      Pam
      Member

      So Lee have you and Rob started getting fan mail yet? It seems to be the rage at BFC.

    • #6717
      Jimbo
      Participant

      It was only a matter of time…

    • #6718
      Lee Ridley
      Keymaster

      You’re right Jimbo, it WAS only a matter of time.

      Pam, the Answer to you question is yes. See below…

      Britneyfan makes a public spat over private email I wrote
      to him

      and I reply in kind with the most intuitive and logical
      response possible given the situation and you have to
      take
      it as if it were a personal assault on your board?

      You can limit a person to what you might approve what
      YOU think they should say or react as if you were
      them, but in reality you cannot dictate a persons
      emotions towards them and tell them: “Look if I were you
      this is what I think you should feel..(etc etc)”

      but anyway, so, what would you do, what would you have done if
      you
      were me?

      I guess thats hardly the point is it? Doesnt it seem kind
      of stupid to ban someone and then mark and make messages
      for the person you banned to read? Unless you wrote in the
      way of musing out loud.

      Just for the record, I became aware of the acerbic comments
      and vitriolic reactions to my dismally toned letter, although
      I mistakenly assumed that britneyfan was half way intelligent
      and not a ham fisted half-dullard, but of course had no idea
      he would use the occasion to bait the BFC crew into another
      capital -I-, immature raucous laugh in.

      I demonstrated a point to Britneyfan that I have noted he is
      not a person to be trusted, respected or confided in and that
      I dont respect him or his view or his icon or anything he might
      say. Publicly.

      As far as RYP’s anti-homophobic comments come in, “the man”
      sure acts like a kid when it comes to the board, surely
      it is easy to ignore ? No instead he kid plays. All the more
      reason to assume and believe TWMD”S was ghost written by
      Sebastian Junger.

      What the hell is the matter with you guys? Britneyfan can lambaste a
      private email I set to him, but retaliation or answering in
      kind is frowned upon?

      Niether RYP nor Kurt have answered to the facts as to why
      their stories differ and dont concur and so that means
      they dont give a shit about the reasons for banning.

      Frankly neither do I.
      RYP has always called apartheid soldiers his “friends”, he
      then had the gaul to refer to me in the same sense as “friends”
      ..I suppose it has only been a matter of time that he has in
      a sense revealed his true colors.

      He is not an expat. He is an ex-Canadian. Canadians..we helped
      disssemble apartheid.

      I used to be jeaolus over you guys and all the places you have
      traveled but not anymore. Not anymore. I cant give you what
      you lack and cant make up for in spite of the places you have
      traveled, all dp’ing aside.

      I made one lousy stupid comment about the fashion sense
      of one outstanding individual at a “cocktail party’ about
      Chechnya, and Lee or whomever blows a gasket. And
      then after my best apology,
      he was so impressed by it, he actually had a thought in his head that seemed to say: “Hey really maybe I
      am getting a little carried away”..and dresssed it up
      to make me feel as if I should feel grateful he has the
      humility to accepet the fact I am human and erred. Or he did.
      As if I had puked on the kings royal curtains.

      It s called The Black Flag Cafe…

      so, sorry if you guys get so
      touchy over something so fluid and effusively fleeingly
      static as a message
      board.

      MIKE THE HACK WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TAKE YOUR LAST BIT
      OF ADVICE AND STUFF IT! I am not upset depsite the all caps,
      it just seems if thats all the freekin 50 cents worth you can
      afford then go flip your self into a hairhouse and find
      your she-God and fall like a servant at her feet.

      Keep your four bits worth. Theres a BILLION web sites
      and a whole world of opportunity in learning , surfing
      gadzillions of sites, if you think my horizons are so limited
      I might actually cry over this, heres my advice cheap but
      to the point: stop being so stupid and give your swelled
      EGO’s break. I’ll travel when I have money and can afford to buy
      my ticket somehwere, that doesnt mean I give
      up a computer for a year. So what ever!

      Or doesnt anyone else but me know how to get those electrons
      to stand still and not cause the slightest variation in
      un-feeling deadpan emotionless ?

      Landrover has mastered the fine art of being un-feeling.
      You guys? You guys are just so sensitive! And she knows it
      sheknows it she knows it!

      Deep down you guys are pussies all of you. Remember in the
      story of Indiana Jones, when Indy was a kid, the guy with
      the hat at the beginning that Indy stole off came back to
      retreive the treasure that was “his”….he had 7 memorable words
      in the whole movie: “You dont have to like it, kid”.

      And that was Indy as a kid. And now hes the man. RYP may not
      like it: but he’s still the kid. A poster of him in my room?
      Holy Cow what an ego, I dont even have -one- of his books..

      And thats because I dont have the money. So Ill
      see you guys in that Third World country you visit

      I continue to fight for and stand up for the rights
      of Canadas aboriginal peoples and will do so till the
      day my breath leaves my body behind.

      – Max

      It’s only fair to let the guy have his say, so there it is.

      If I get anymore from him, I’ll mark his email address as spam and it’ll get dumped before it ever reaches my inbox.

      Cheers,

      Lee.

    • #6719
      ROB
      Keymaster

      Thank christ that’s over.

    • #6720
      Jimbo
      Participant

      Now that it’s over Rob, it’s time for a beer. Actually expect an e-mail from me in the next few days or so There’s a chance I’ll be going somewhere “where I ain’t supposed to go”.

    • #6721

      So long Max …you crazy fuck…you are mentally disturbed…Go and see a psychiatrist.

    • #6722
      Kapa
      Member

      Good move Lee and Rob. Max/mach/machiz…. whatever he is that particular day is a waste of space and bandwidth. Adios cabrone….

    • #6723
      Lee Ridley
      Keymaster

      To be perfectly honest, I could’ve been tolerant of the guy forevermore, but what was beginning to get to me was the fact that a large number of our loyal readers were totally fucked off with him.

      Three nonsense posts in a row and no sign of stopping was enough to force the decision.

      I hope he finds whatever he’s looking for.

    • #6724
      tejas
      Member

      Kudos. Next to the aqua green lettering all over the board, this was the best decision made for PB’s this year i dare say. Jolly good decision mate.

    • #6725
      warmhearts
      Member

      I hope he doesn’t go to my forum :cry: Seems like a nightmare!!!

      BUT IT WAS QUITE FUNNY!!!! TO READ THAT IS!!

      I would have done the same..

    • #6726
      Pam
      Member

      Three nonsense posts in a row and no sign of stopping was enough to force the decision.

      That’s the part that I find hard as well. The constant replying to his own posts.

    • #6727
      rickshaw92
      Participant

      Thanks lads.

    • #6728
      Kapa
      Member

      Just to make sure lads…. can you double ban him….. ;-))

      How does it work…? Do you like just stop any connection from the freaks IP address(s)…?

    • #6729
      ROB
      Keymaster

      Lee has given him a “Lite Ban” from the forum only. He could probably use a proxy or even another computer to keep posting.

      Then I will start banning his IPs from the entire site, but it may be a while before we get them all. He posts from a few different ones I think. If that doesn’t work I will just ban Canada and possibly all of North America. Then onto the entire Northern Hemisphere etc etc. :roll:

    • #6730
      Pam
      Member

      @Rob wrote:

      If that doesn’t work I will just ban Canada and possibly all of North America. Then onto the entire Northern Hemisphere etc etc.

      OMG that is funny.

    • #6731
      Lee Ridley
      Keymaster

      It truth, it would be more work for Mach to keep finding new ways to post from another IP Address than it would be for me to just keep adding the addresses to the ban list.

      As someone pointed out on the BFC, even if he found a new IP Address and a new username, he’d find it near impossible to mask his style. And if he did mask his style.

    • #6732
      Pam
      Member

      And if he did mask his style.

      If he managed to mask his style he probably would no longer be a problem.

    • #6733
      Lee Ridley
      Keymaster

      Precisely

    • #6734
      Kurt
      Participant

      I was working alot this past week. (still am)

      And I got a kajillion PMs from posters who ratted Mach out to me while I was being busy because he would either log in and just send people PMs pretending to be new (or not, depending on who he sent them to )..so yah, he can’t avoid his style or his old topics.

      Also if you have Unix you can put the DB backup in a text file and search for a pattern of writing. (maybe google desktop can do that as well)

    • #6735
      ROB
      Keymaster

      Sounds like a lot of work.

      Great – i am really pleased that this fucking pathetic piece of shit is taking time out of my day.

    • #6736
      warmhearts
      Member

      Oh dear sounds like that Mach really has got you all!!! I’m just saying hello to see how your all doing!!! :lol:

      Been busy last couple of weeks it’s my boyfriends Birthday at the end of the month any tips on any short breaks in the UK as I have to take my son?????

      I want to surprise him!!

    • #6737
      ROB
      Keymaster

      Gday Warmhearts — Mach has a long history with a few of the posters here.

      UK? Your son is pretty young yeah? That kinda rules me out cos I was a fan the the historical stuf which tends to bore kids senseless. :?

    • #6738
      Lee Ridley
      Keymaster

      Warmhearts,

      Let me know where you’re flying into, Where you’re staying, how long you’re here for, and what kind of thing you’re into, and I’ll give you a run down on the possibilities.

      Lee.

    • #6739
      muskrat
      Member

      Phew a Mach free zone, well done and thanks Lee and Rob (and Kurt). I exiled myself from here and BFC to escape that garrulous vacuum chamber.

    • #6740
      ROB
      Keymaster

      muskrat! where the hell have you been? Did you end up getting up to PNG? Good to see you around again.

    • #6741
      Lee Ridley
      Keymaster

      @muskrat wrote:

      Phew a Mach free zone, well done and thanks Lee and Rob (and Kurt). I exiled myself from here and BFC to escape that garrulous vacuum chamber.

      Yeah, top marks to Kurt… He tolerated Mach for many months. I cracked after only a matter of weeks.

    • #6742
      muskrat
      Member

      Hi Rob, I tried to get between Ona and the mine operators but time ran out for him. My thought also was looking at an interest in some infastructure like the run down wharves. I was officially refused entry after numerous discussions with a ultra left wing journo in PNG. I went to Broome.

      Coincidently a mate of mine got a contract with unisys in PNG, in Moresby and Lae. His contract states he must remain in a secure compound when not at work and is driven in ‘secure’ convoy to and from work and airports etc. Sounds like Iraq lol.

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