I don’t care what you do with it, it still tastes awful

[spamhog]

As yes folks, an anti aides activist group in Jakarta has hit the jackpot with their new line of Durian flavored condoms. Durian is a fruit similar to a pineapple which emits a rather rancid smell but tastes better than it smells, very popular in this corner of the world. The company sold over 500 thousand units of their product the first month of production and now seeks to market outside Indonesia to the Philippines, Thailand and Malaysia.

Locally Durian is considered somewhat of a mild ahprodesiac particularly effective with the ladies, hmmmm, maybe this belongs under the hairbrained ideas for get rich quick schemes.

Hold your nose Bertha and take a big bite

Spamhog

[Kurt]

I had a date with a girl once and I brought her a duryan I had bought in Chinatown. I think I would have gotten farther if I hadn’t brought the duryan.

“The garbage smell will go away once you start eating it”

Its not the best pick up line.

[realrescue3]

Ecuadorian, Columbian style is a fruit called Borogo. Ive taken it and will confirm this shit actually works very well.

A bit bitter but edible, the Columbian recipe is as follows,

2 soft shell eggs (used regular eggs without the sheels if you cant get these)
2 shots whiskey or rum
1/2 cup honey
1 cup milk
1/2 cup sugar
2 Borogo fruit (or exttract if thats all thats available) youll have to strain the seeds if using fresh
little bit of ice

throw it all in a blender, down the hatch and tell your freinds to hide their women, this shit works. Having never done Viagra I couldnt attest to which works better but I do know if you want a three hour boner this works.

Move over Viagra, theres a new boss in town.

[Kurt]

Turtle eggs by any chance?

What does the fruit look like?

[Author]

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