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- March 3, 2011 at 11:35 am #3848ROBKeymaster
This show is so incredibly poorly acted that I cannot tell if it’s just a piss take that I am not getting.
Anyone care to explain it for me? Or is it serious?
- March 3, 2011 at 5:50 pm #12953Sean RorisonMember
I’ve been watching the entire Police Academy series of late, dutifully taking notes, and I’m quite certain that CSI Miami would be considered Oscar-winning material in comparison.
I think your problem is that you’re simply not drinking enough while watching the series……
- March 4, 2011 at 2:45 am #12950ROBKeymaster
You are probably right.
I mean I have seen the main guy in other stuff like Proof of Life where he seemed competent. Not great, but not bad either.
In this he delivers his undeliverable lines with such cheese that I genuinely don’t know if I’m supposed to laugh or cringe.
- March 4, 2011 at 2:10 pm #12952rickshaw92Participant
@ROB wrote:
This show is so incredibly poorly acted that I cannot tell if it’s just a piss take that I am not getting.
Anyone care to explain it for me? Or is it serious?
The babes are hot. Personally I think it is the best of the CSI shows.
- March 7, 2011 at 3:50 am #12951Sean RorisonMember
I’m now working my way through the American Ninja series…. and I bet you that after this, CSI Miami is going to be waaay too high-brow for my viewing tastes. You’re such a sophisticate, ROB. :roll:
- March 7, 2011 at 10:17 pm #12949_JohnnyF_Member
@rickshaw92 wrote:
@ROB wrote:
This show is so incredibly poorly acted that I cannot tell if it’s just a piss take that I am not getting.
Anyone care to explain it for me? Or is it serious?
The babes are hot. Personally I think it is the best of the CSI shows.
I used to think that too but now I am more of CSI NY fan, just cuz I love the big apple.
CSI Miami is good if you go beyond the photography of it. too many bright colours for my tasting (unlike the early series of CSI NY). The girls are fit but old. Horatio Caine is wicked though, best one-liners ever…
the acting is not the best but hey, if I want to watch something more serious I watch The Wire. - March 13, 2011 at 12:48 pm #12946flipflopMember
My missus watches all the CSI’s – Miami, NY and Las Vegas.
It is shite
- March 14, 2011 at 2:12 am #12947
- March 14, 2011 at 7:49 am #12948flipflopMember
The labs look like the dancefloor of ‘The Most Expensive Night Club In The World’. The birds are all hot-as-hell MILF, but the most annoying bit is when that ginger cunt always talks to people standing side on – watch it. It is total fantasy, I bet real CSI people fucking hate it.
I prefered CHiPs, NYPD Blue (ginge was in that too), and even Cop Rock
- March 15, 2011 at 10:42 pm #12945_JohnnyF_Member
@flipflop wrote:
I bet real CSI people fucking hate it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CSI_effect
personally, I really like The Wire, one of the best tv cop shows ever. the new chicago code code looks promising too.
in CSI NY after watching 200 episodes at the beginning of the year, I really like the character played by Gary Sinise, Capt. Mac Taylor.
As Tony Soprano puts it, he’s the “strong silent type”, a very private man of principals who understands what it means to serve a cause greater than oneself. the sort of individual lefty intellectuals have been trying to weed out off western society for about 150 years now.
- May 14, 2011 at 3:42 pm #12954JefeParticipant
LOL, sorry Dave!
It was after I joked about it in my state for a while that the Redneck Comedy Tour guys came up with CSI Kentucky.
It starts with 3 of them huddled near a police scene Do Not Cross tape saying: “This was clearly staged by someone who had knowledge of forensic evidence”
Pan camera out to see Larry the Cable guy looking all nervous next to a deer that has a rifle in its mouth and hoof on the trigger!
LOL
- May 15, 2011 at 5:20 am #12955ROBKeymaster
@Jefe wrote:
LOL, sorry Dave!
It was after I joked about it in my state for a while that the Redneck Comedy Tour guys came up with CSI Kentucky.
It starts with 3 of them huddled near a police scene Do Not Cross tape saying: “This was clearly staged by someone who had knowledge of forensic evidence”
Pan camera out to see Larry the Cable guy looking all nervous next to a deer that has a rifle in its mouth and hoof on the trigger!
LOL
Fucking gold.
- August 31, 2011 at 10:05 pm #12956JefeParticipant
They were going to do a show up where I live, but the crimes werre never solved since everyones DNA up here is the same…….
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